| July 5, 2025
- TypeCock
- Materials3D Print
- Manufacturerfckme
- Product URLlink
- Diameter1.875
- Height0.638
- Width0.355
I came across fckme a few months back while hanging out on reddit and finally posted a review of the Triple Fat Boy ring that I picked up as soon as I saw the shop. Much to my delight, Claude reached out thanking me for the review and we quickly struck up a conversation about the merits of adornments. I was delighted to learn that the fckme rings are hand-finished/ground because he is truly passionate about giving your manhood all the attention that it should have. Claude offered to send a few additional rings along since I appreciated the Triple Fat Boy (and our conversation!) so much.
This review focuses on The Standart from fckme. The design of this adornment aims squarely at the target of comfort and masculinity. It features not only a comfortable 1.77" x 1.88" interior diameter, but also a comfortable .355 thickness around your manhood. Adding to the overall presentation, this fckme design smartly thickens the bottom proportions to push scrotum and testicles forward while wearing it. It is also difficult to see the amount of “motion” in this ring from the picture, but the design hugs contours of your body in both the X and Y axis. It gently curves from front to back like a cradle while the left to right curves naturally accent the bulges of your package. I’m not sure how to describe it other than “it just fits”. The only possible improvement I could imagine would be to add more of a “flair” on the bottom of the ring facing the body similar to the brilliant design of the Kink3D adornment - to inch this very smart design a tiny bit closer to perfection.
As with The Pusher, you will indeed notice imperfections from the semi-handcrafted process producing this ring. The nice black finish is stately and handsome but shows several scratches from finish sanding. I’ve inquired with Claude to see if he has considered or tried other final finishing methods for the 3D prints. I’ve had great experience with with my custom-designed erection cage from JosieLynn which is finished by Shapeways via a tumbler. Indeed, I may try doing the same here at home
The adornment wears like a dream. I truly love the fit and shape that hugs the contours of the body in all directions. For those inclined, this is an excellent ring to wear under your pouched bathing suit for a little more “pop” without being too obvious that you’re adorned. Sun’s out, fun’s out, right? In fact, I love this design so much that I am very seriously contemplating splurging on one of the metal variants (silver, brass] as a premium addition to the collection!