Review

Esculpta MUSE Tri-Band Silvertone Stack Medium

Have a look for summary of the large Esculpta MUSE tri-band set for a little bit more intro and history.

As I mentioned in my other review, I know my size super well. I took a small gamble on this medium size because sometimes ergonomic rings offer a bit more space thanks to the forward curve. Since a 1.75" adornment will still work for me (and produce a seriously intense erection), I figured it may be fun to get a set in the next size down just for the experience a tight fitting stackable ring that has a bit more width to it. Similar to the “large” size, these fit pretty true to a 1.75" nominal diameter ring.

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Esculpta MUSE Tri-Band Triplet Stack Large

The Esculpta brand has been around for many years. Touted as an ultimate luxury in cock rings, they started their journey in the adornment space by offering a unique rubber tube-based design flanked with jewelry-style ends. Their asking price was always a bit high, and I found that I could get a similar design by modifying bracelets available cheaply on ebay example1 example1 example2 with the benefit of being a bit more my style. Since then, Esculpta has bounced into the “ergonomic” market by offering the uniquely shaped Muse series of stacked rings. Well then… that’s new! I forgot all about them for a long while but had some time to browse adornments lately so I snatched a set up once I saw that they were buy-two-get-one free.

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fckme Polymer The Standart Cock Ring

I came across fckme a few months back while hanging out on reddit and finally posted a review of the Triple Fat Boy ring that I picked up as soon as I saw the shop. Much to my delight, Claude reached out thanking me for the review and we quickly struck up a conversation about the merits of adornments. I was delighted to learn that the fckme rings are hand-finished/ground because he is truly passionate about giving your manhood all the attention that it should have. Claude offered to send a few additional rings along since I appreciated the Triple Fat Boy (and our conversation!) so much.

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fckme Polymer The Pusher Cock Ring

I came across fckme a few months back while hanging out on reddit and finally posted a review of the Triple Fat Boy ring that I picked up as soon as I saw the shop. Much to my delight, Claude reached out thanking me for the review and we quickly struck up a conversation about the merits of adornments. I was delighted to learn that the fckme rings are hand-finished/ground because he is truly passionate about giving your manhood all the attention that it should have. Claude offered to send a few additional rings along since I appreciated the Triple Fat Boy (and our conversation!) so much.

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Hard Man Outfitters Head Master Glans Weight

I don’t often wear glans rings, but when I do, I want to feel them all day long tugging on the end of my penis. The best way to do this is to add a bit of weight. My favorite in this arena is the eminently stackable HMO Heavy Donut, so as soon as I found the HMO Head Master Ring, you know I didn’t hesitate to buy!

Unlike the Heavy Donut, these no-frills weights feature only a brushed finish and slightly radiused corners. They are utilitarian in nature and are clearly design for the purpose not of adorning your manhood, but weighing it down.

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Generic Silicone Shaft Rings

One of my absolute favorite glans ring is the Hardman Outfitters Heavy Donut. These things are great - stack them as much as you’d like to achieve the weighty pull the day is asking for. But those that have read through the review know that these things clack together when you’ve stacked several. I tried a few things to prevent them from doing so - from pulling them tight along the shaft to even trying to 3D print custom buffers. But why go through all that trouble when you can buy these cheap little rings from any generic Chinese retailer?

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Night Seeds Silicone Shaft Ring

OK… so I literally have hundreds of rings. I am always on the prowl looking for something new or unique to try, so I’m sure you could imagine my delight when I discovered Night Seeds during conversation over on r/CockRingTalk. These adornments promise a bit of a different experience with their cotton candy-like color and firm “U” shape. Of course I had to try them out!

I was immediately thrown off while shopping when I realized that there are no “sizes” of these rings. Eschewing traditional sizes, Night Seeds has opted to make their ring in a variety of firmness for optimal fitment. They recommend the flex for >14.1cm circumference, the firm for 12.1 to 14.1cm, and the hard for <12.1cm. This translates into diameters of 44.8mm (~1.75") and 38.5mm (~1.5") for cutoffs. This straddles the sizes we’ve come to be used to when shopping for cock rings or shaft rings, so one would think that it’s possible to wear one as a cock ring. Nope - there’s no way in hell. As the owner of a decidedly average package, there’s no way testicles and penis are fitting through even the most flexible offering without inviting real danger. Indeed, if you pay close attention to their site, while they never say it is a shaft ring, they do show a few images of expected diameters in both metric and imperial units that are reasonable for a penis shaft. So anyhow, it’s a shaft ring… in case you’re confused!

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fckme Triple Fat Boy 3D Printed Cock Ring

I’ve had a few adornments sitting down in inventory for a long time that I haven’t tried on or gotten an impression of. This is one of them. This one came from a new up-and-coming shop, fckme. Being a unique design, this one immediately caught my attention and found its way into my shopping cart - and there are other neat designs offered by this manufacturer worth looking at later!

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King Rings Father of Pearl Midnight Glans Ring

I mentioned in my FOP cock ring review that I stumbled across a matching cock and glans set in the King Rings secondhand products page - and wouldn’t you know it? They were just my size. Although I now own 9 King Rings cock adornments, this is my first glans ring from Scott. How does it stack up?

I shouldn’t have to say that the design and finish of ANY King Rings product is top quality as that is just what has come to be expected at the price point and from a well-established brand in the industry. The glans rings are no exception to this rule with this sample sporting a handsome piano black plating under a crystal smooth finish. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I think the finish of the glans ring may differ in some way to those of the cock rings - it just looks… different. It seems to pick up finger prints more? Or perhaps that is just a side effect of my cock rings being flat while the glans rings feature a radiused outer profile? In any event, the finish is on par with what you would expect from King Rings.

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King Rings Father of Pearl Midnight Cock Ring

I’ve casually been looking at the Father of Pearl Midnight as a brother to join my original Father of Pearl in the collection. I didn’t spring on it until recently when I came across such a sample with a matching glans ring on the King Rings secondhand products page. An adornment can be washed, so how could I resist?

Just like the original, this FOP features a gorgeous jewelry quality finish and top shelf design. A smart addition since the first FOPs includes a laser engraving of the size on the inside of the adornment. For someone with a HUGE collection, I can’t express how helpful this is when I am browsing for a ring to wear! Scott’s always thinking up the smart ideas! Per usual, the manufacturing process is spot on. This ring fits well at 1.813" in diameter and the thick .795 profile helps keep the weight up. You won’t forget you’re wearing the FOP since it weighs slightly more than half a pound! As is appropriate for such a premium adornment, the .275" thickness of the ring features a comfortably radiused inner profile. The outer profile edges feature a step cut which serves to add a bit of “bling” to the visage of your manhood while wearing. The turquoise colored abalone inlay is just as striking as the original FOP and I am hard pressed to decide if the piano black finish or the smooth sliver finish is more handsome. Hell, why not both?!

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