This classic bird cage features bars running down the length of your member allowing for a bit of teasing and fun. Because of this, it’s probably not exactly ideal for real confinement since I’m sure a determined inmate could find orgasm without slipping out of the cage.
As with most cheap cages, this adornment requires a feat of dexterity to put on as well as some pinches along the way.
A comfortably curved standard ring is augmented with a thicker bottom (or top depending on how you orient it). Because if the curve, it hugs your contours leading to a wonderful fit.
Described as a chastity trainer, this cock and shaft combination cage is right up my alley because of my affinity to cock strap/shaft ring combinations. As with many cheap cages, this one is liable to pinch as you manouvre into it… but once it is on, the issue tends to subside.
The cock ring on this device is perfectly sizes, but the shaft ring is a bit too small at only 1.3 inches. Because of the double constriction, this leads to an erection that is TOO constricted.
For the jailbird that likes a bit of flash, this solid stainless cage fits the bill. As with most cheap cages, this one is a bit of a trick of dexterity to put on without horrible pinching.
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with a motorcycle style chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
Ballistic Metal describes the design process of Divet as keeping elegance and sophistication in mind. I tend to agree. This adornment certainly has a unique design with admirable tastes in the choice of lightly brushed stainless and a raised center section with divots reminiscent of bolt holes. Like a few rings in the collection, this gives industrial vibes as you gaze upon your member.
The comfort level is quite high thanks to Ballistic Metal’s many years of experience producing adornments. While this one is missing an inner radius, it isn’t missed much due to the well rounded edges and slightly thinner width not requiring an inside bevel.
As an avid and dedicated collector, I often think if ways to repurpose other products to serve double duty as an adornment. In this case, a crystal paved bangle (larger bracelet) from eBay fit the bill!
As an adornment, this one is undoubtedly eye catching, but the experiment falls apart once it’s put on. Not only is it missing a radiused inner profile, the inner profile is convex and even sharp. So, despite the stunning look of the gem pave, it’s quite uncomfortable as soon as engorgement finds its way to you.
Why did it take so long for the industry to realize that putting a simple curve on a thicker wire ring makes for an outlandishly comfortable adornment? That’s all it takes, though - putting a modest bend in the .34" thick ring really helps it adhere to your contours and amplifies the comfort factor by preventing the ring from sliding and just plain feeling more fitted.
With many generic manufacturers offering these at low prices, this is a must-add to your collection!
A generic knock off of a popular ring, this horseshoe features a pair of balls at the end of the horseshoe and rubber bands that wrap the ring which allow adjusting the sliding base. The obvious benefit is that this can be tuned to fit based on personal preferences.
The horseshoe itself is basically wire-style and is a bit too thin for my personal preference and confort level. It was worth a shot… but maybe a knock off isn’t the best way to go.
A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with an overlapping chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.
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